"Who is 'Neverheardofthem'
anyway?"(Overheard at a bus stop)
Neverheardofthem is a concept
band that doesn't exist, which is probably why
you have never heard of them. But their first
album 'Mood Swings' does exist, it is very real
and now you, yes you, have the chance to own your
very own copy to cherish for a lifetime.
FOR FREE! Yes that's right, FOR FREE! I really
want you to have it, and not because I don't want
it either.
Using the wonders of technology
I have slithered un-noticed through the slimy
underbelly of fat cat, loud, pompous and disillusioned
executives that lurk in the shadows deep inside
that wriggling vipers nest, aka 'the music industry'
and can now bring you probably the most unheard
collection of songs ever recorded by an unsigned....
well.... artist I suppose.
By recruiting the best session
musicians that I could afford I have been able
to fashion what were mere incredibly insightful
scribbles, hastily written on anything that was
at hand, into a listening experience that will
shake your tail feather if you happen to have
one.
My songs deal with every issue
known to man, from loving someone rather than
just liking them, money (why is it that the only
people who say money doesn't make you happy are
people that don't have any?), sex and lots of
other generally tedious issues that take up our
time and make us who we are.
You may find that these songs
will change your mind about how you see the world.
If they do, you are probably tired, but don't
worry, the next track will change it back again.
'Mood Swings' will take you on journey that you
hadn't planned on, and it will drop you off whenever
you decide to stop. Remember.....It's your choice.
